Until roommates can be programmed to change sheets and prepare daily breakfast buffets, most Americans must seek such luxuries in hotels. Live lavishly with today's Groupon: for $164, you get a two-night stay in a standard king or standard double room at the Stoney Creek Inn's Wausau Hotel (up to a $208 value), plus four passes each day (a $120 value) to the Logger's Landing water park at the Grand Lodge Wausau (a $328 total value).

The Stoney Creek Inn's Wausau Hotel houses 107 guest rooms, full-service meeting facilities, and provides free shuttle service to and from the Logger's Landing water park, a 50,000-square-foot facility minutes away with activities for the entire family. The water park is open Thursday–Sunday; the four passes are good to use the day of check-in and the day of check-out. Enjoy the rustic charm of a log cabin—without the pie-pilfering and lumberjacks—in the comfort of a luxury hotel, situated near Cedar Creek Mall and the Granite Peak Ski Area. Rooms come replete with amenities such as a 32" flat-panel television and high-speed Internet. The standard king's royal-sized bed, spacious quarters, and attendant jester serve couples and small families admirably, while the standard double makes use of the extra floor space to provide optimal accommodations for families or small orchestras.