Although finding two peas in a pod seems like a pleasantly symmetrical experience, the peas are actually really cramped and uncomfortable in there. Enjoy evenly paired comfort with today's Groupon to Gravity Spa, located in Beavercreek. Choose between the following services:

• For $65, you get a 60-minute couples' massage (a $130 value).
• For $75, you get a couples' massage class (a $150 value).

Gravity Spa balances the body and swaddles the aura with a plethora of healing massage style —Swedish, lomi lomi, and healing crystal–performed by the patient paws of licensed massage therapists. The relationship class, a couples' knot-kneading workshop, ignites tea-light romances into flamethrower flirtations with a roughly two-hour-long course on soothing massage techniques and fire-safety guidelines. Or, the less academically inclined can choose to banish muscle tension with a 60-minute four-handed couples' massage, which incorporates warm oil and long strokes as two therapists, one per significant other, work in sync on each side of the body. Circulation may improve and toxins can be released as coupled muscles sleepily surrender memories from remote-control battles and it's-your-turn-to-clean-the-hovercraft debates.