Decorated cookies can express all kinds of sentiments, from hearts that say "I love you" to Christmas trees that say "I buried your car keys in the forest." Send someone a message to chew on with today's Groupon: for $14, you get a 16-inch round cookie cake from Great American Cookies in Ridgeland (a $28.99 value).

Since 1977, the cookie craftsmen at Great American Cookies have shared edible sentiments via fresh-baked and hand-decorated cookie cakes. Composed of premium ingredients and hand-adorned with frosting, the 16-inch round cookie cake can feed 8–16 people or approximately 200 industrious tree elves. The shop’s website caters to sweet requests with an online store full of preconceived designs searchable by occasion, recipient gender, and theme. Alternatively, nibblers can orchestrate specific decoration cravings and create unique designs to celebrate special events, such as baby’s first hedge fund.