If your eyes are the windows to your soul, your hair is the tunnel to your mind. Keep your mind-matter from escaping with today's hair-taming Groupon: for $40, you get a haircut, shave with upgrade service, and express manicure (a $91 total value) at Groom for Men.

Groom for Men's skilled scissor-wielders impose a clean, easily maintainable look on customers with a variety of salon services. Unmanageable head shrubbery gets sliced and diced into a flattering form customized to rest neatly atop skulls, joined in follicle-complementing matrimony by a shampoo, scalp massage, neck and shoulder rub, and brow and ear trim ($36). Hot towels and a lathering prep oil help reduce woolly facial hitchhikers during a straight-razor shave ($30), and a calming aftershave eases cheeks’ fears of going au natural. Shave upgrades ($10), including exfoliation, anti-aging, desensitizing, and hydration, turn a routine beard-banishing into a full-blown face vacation. Treat hands to a break from tearing steaks in half with a manicure ($15), which files, buffs, and massages fingertip keratin shields into nailbed nirvana.