A good stylist can wield scissor blades well enough to sculpt a flawless hairdo, slice vegetables in midair, or cut a piece of construction paper into an exact outline of the Polynesian triangle. Submit to magical shears with today's Groupon : for $40, you get $80 worth of hair services at Grooming Humans in Tempe.

Grooming Humans' owner Brad—who specializes in men's hair replacement—and his experienced stylists expertly cut, color, repair, and extend the head noodles of men, women, and children of all ethnicities. Fool your cubical mate into thinking you were replaced with full color ($76 for long hair) and a haircut with a shampoo and blow-dry ($49 for women, $28 for men). Coiffeurs can also lengthen locks with natural-looking human or synthetic extensions (pricing available with free consultation) or add gilded tinsel to strands with hair bling. Joico Hair Repair Treatment ($25) soaks into parched skull grass, and Azulen wax for sensitive skin rids lips ($15) of face bristles, ensuring a surface smooth enough for easy application of fake moustaches.