We've just launched a new division of Groupon that's focused on using our scale to offer simple powerful tools to help run local businesses at disruptively low prices.

Our first offering is credit card processing - you are probably tired of false promises of great rates, but I can guarantee you (we will actually look at your bill to confirm) that we can offer you better rates than anyone out there, save visa itself.

We do it by basically breaking even on payments as a perk for our best customers to keep them loving their relationship with groupon. It also makes groupon redemption seamless, has an optional customer loyalty program for you, great Analytics, and a bunch of other bells and whistles you won't find on an old school payment terminal.

Honestly, it's pretty cool - I've signed up a number of businesses already and they all saved money - a couple thousand a year on average.

Let me know if you are interested and ill connect you to someone who will sign you up.