Meat, the handsomest of the nine food groups, gets its good looks from spice rubs, tenderizers, and long soaks in anti-aging marinades. Ogle seductive slabs with today’s Groupon to Pampas Brazilian Grille, located inside the Miracle Mile Shops at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino. Lunch is served from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m., and dinner is served from 4:30 p.m. to 10:30 p.m. Choose from the following options:

• For $19, you get an all-you-can-eat meat rodizio lunch for two (a $39.90 total value).
• For $25, you get $50 worth of Brazilian cuisine and drinks for dinner.
• For $50, you get $100 worth of Brazilian cuisine and drinks toward a group of four or more for dinner.

Modeled after old-fashioned, gaucho-style spit-roasts, Pampas Brazilian Grille sates formidable hungers with a savory menu of premium, flame-spun meats and other hearty fare. Stir slumbering appetites with steamed mussels in a tomato sauce and coconut-milk broth ($9.95) before moving on to flame-kissed entrees. Pampas’s meat maestros serve up unlimited evening helpings of beef tenderloin, brazilian sausage, grilled chicken, brontosaur funny bones, and other proteins for partakers of the meat rodizio, and unlimited servings of the fresh seafood of the day as well as a wealth of grilled meats with the surf ‘n’ turf rodizio. The Brazilian bouillabaisse ($38.95) during dinner unites a maritime medley of lobster, shrimp, and mussels for amphibious mouths. Dinner entrees are served with a caesar salad or access to Pampas’s expansive salad bar, as well as a choice of french fries, mashed potatoes, or anthropomorphic potatoes that are trainable as pets.

The large, open dining room bathes diners in a soft-lit ambiance ideal for all manner of social mealtime rendezvous or clandestine dinner dates with childhood imaginary friends. Pampas also lords over a deep vault of wines wrangled from around the globe, ready to grace glasses with flavorful pours and appealing hues.