Cars require occasional cleanings, unlike dirt collections or Teflon pants. Add shine to your auto with today’s Groupon to H2O Carwash. Choose from the following locations: South Lamar Boulevard, West Slaughter Lane, or Brodie Lane. Then choose between the following options:

• For $39, you get a Platinum package car wash (an $85 value).
• For $99, you get an Upgraded Deluxe Detail package (a $202 value).<p>

Vehicles larger than a typical car or sedan will be subject to an additional fee of up to $10.

H2O’s speedy rag whippers hand-cleanse crusted chassis with a whirlwind of meticulously executed services. Sponges manually dislocate clinging dirt during the Platinum package’s executive wash, which includes interior- and exterior-window washing, tire buff, and a chamois hand dry. Humming vacuums exfoliate carpets before a wipe-down unseats grime within interior crevices, and a brazilian crystal hand wax and polish leaves all exterior chrome and paint more gleaming than a sequined elephant.

Clocking in at about two hours of dramatic purification, the Upgraded Deluxe Detail package encompasses a wash, waxing, and carpet cleaning as well as further wagon spa treatments including a trunk shampoo, seat or carpet scotch guard, and a Rain-X window treatment, A comprehensive wax treatment protects against dirt, rain, and delicious yet unsightly splatter from the neighbor’s chocolate fountain. Business is handled on a first-come, first-served basis, so customers should call ahead to ensure availability for detail packages.