When the Trans-Canada Highway Act of 1948 was passed, the system's designers envisioned a lawless, death-race arena where only the fastest could avoid being killed by mechanical gulls. Experience a thrilling fraction of this racing dream with today's Groupon: for $16, you get 30 laps (a $33.90 value) at Hamilton Indoor Go Karts in Hamilton. Hamilton Indoor boasts one of Ontario's fastest go-kart rides upon its enclosed, weatherproof 1,200-foot track. Senior speedsters 58" tall and above can accelerate beyond 60 km/h to escape bloodthirsty youngsters in junior karts (for riders 48"–58" in height). Provide a record of your mythic runs to skeptical cohorts with printed lap reports accurate to 1/1000 of a second. Post-bout, racers can kick back in the public lounge, which boasts an arcade, billiards, and seating for up to 80 cheering psychiatric residents.