Like riding the mechanical horse in front of the supermarket, weight loss becomes more difficult with age. Employ some professional assistance with today’s Groupon to Hampton Roads Wellness Clinic in Chesapeake. Choose between the following options:

• For $49, you get a four-week weight-loss program with four B12 injections (a $100 value).
• For $59, you get four Lipo injections (a $150 value).
  
  

A member of The American Society of Bariatric Physicians and the American Geriatrics Society, Hampton Roads Wellness Clinic crafts physician-supervised weight-management programs to the specific needs of each client. Preliminary exams explore the health history and eating habits of patients while monitoring current fitness specs with body-mass-index tests, bloodwork, and fantasy-football-draft scores. One-on-one counseling throughout the program aids in the eating-habit changes necessary to reduce calorie-intake levels and replace wasteful cutlery with sporks. For the next month, participants stop by once a week for a weigh-in, blood-pressure check, and a metabolism-boosting B12 injection. LipoTropic inoculations deliver a multivitamin blend into the bloodstream to burst through weight-loss-inhibiting brick walls. Injections boost detoxifying functions of the liver while bolstering antibody production to ward off impending illness and cooties lingering around shopping-mall Santas. Patients also witness body-sculpting benefits in the form of decreased water weight and enhanced energy levels.