Like roller coasters and plate-spinning performances, liquids last longer with lots of drops. Take tiny gulps with today’s Groupon to HCG Slim Down Diet. Choose from the following options:

• For $79, you get one 4-ounce bottle of HCG drops (a $300 value).
• For $150, you get two 4-ounce bottles of HCG drops (a $600 value).
• For $210, you get three 4-ounce bottles of HCG drops (a $900 value).<p>

HCG Slim Down Diet’s oral drops ship to customers’ homes for free and include a diet plan and phone consultations. Three times a day, stomach owners dispense 10 drops of the solution—made from purified water, minerals, and sea salt—under their tongue before replacing the spare house key they keep there. Additional drops can be taken throughout the day, and each 4-ounce bottle can last approximately six weeks. An included diet plan equips body owners with weight-loss info, such as the best foods to eat, and a target for daily caloric intake. Diet gurus consult with clients for free over the phone, dishing out advice on how to effectively shed pounds and how to build a fence that keeps chocolate bunnies out of the kitchen.

HCG has not been demonstrated to be effective therapy in the treatment of obesity. Potential side effects include anaphylactic reactions as well as side effects resulting from low caloric intake. Learn more about HCG here.