Muscle weighs more than fat, making retired body builders nature's best paperweights. Get buff and avoid scattered utility bills with today's Groupon: for $62, you get a one-hour massage, a one-hour personal-training session, and a two-week membership to HealthTrack Sports & Wellness in Glen Ellyn (a $220 value).

With more than 20,000 square feet of aerobic acreage, HealthTrack offers members a premier health-club experience. Begin the tour de fitness with a one-hour massage at the day spa (a $75 value), where a therapist will knead away knots and limber up muscles in preparation for an intense one-hour personal-training session (a $55 value). After equipping amateur exercisers with fit-focused survival skills, the trainer will free pupils into the vast expanse of workout options available to members. This Groupon entitles you to 14 days of membership after activation (a $90 value). HealthTrack offers top-tier equipment and more than 75 group classes each week, including cardio boxing, Pilates, spin, step, and competitive channel changing. Check the class schedule, or choose from a plethora of other sweat-breaking activities, such as basketball, swimming, tennis, running on the indoor track, or extreme relaxation in the gym's jacuzzi or sauna.

Reviews

Three Yelpers give HealthTrack Sports & Wellness an average of four stars, and four Google Mappers give it 4.5:

• I enjoy the variety of classes that are offered and love the fact that I jump in the pool when I'm done with a workout. – Marissa G., Yelp
• Has a nice little lounge/cafe area with free WiFi and coffee. Gives it a "club-like" atmosphere. – Brad V., Yelp