Before dry cleaning, clothing was washed by dressing up a phalanx of backyard laundry scarecrows just before thunderstorms. Do away with sopping straw men and clean your clothes the new-fashioned way—with science—with today's Groupon to any of Henries Dry Cleaners eight Salt Lake City locations. Choose between the following options:

• For $20, you get $40 worth of dry cleaning and laundry.
• For $10, you get $20 worth of dry cleaning and laundry.

Cleaning, pressing, and restoring raiments for more than 50 years, Henries Dry Cleaners aims to accurately absolve attire of its stain sins. Schlep stockpiles of swordfish-smudged skirts ($7.80) and sweaters ($7.40) to Henries for professional inspection, cleansing, and pressing, a process that utilizes Sanitone cleansing products to bust filth more thoroughly than a tax auditor rummaging through their own couch for change. Shirts on hangers are laundered for $2.82; blouses ($8.59) and pants ($6.93) brought to Henries' sartorial sanitation school by 9 a.m. are guaranteed ready by 5 p.m. the same day.