Combining beds and breakfast produces a harmonious marriage of concepts, unlike rollycoasters and dinner or hot showers and lunch. Celebrate a consonant combination with today's Groupon: for $115, you get a night's stay and breakfast for two at Hines Mansion in Provo (up to a $235 value).

Housed in a historic brick 1895 Victorian home, Hines Mansion's bed-and-breakfast maintains an oasis of romantic quietude near downtown Provo. Meticulously upkept antique furnishings provide comfortable spots to rest weary bodies and burdensome tubas. The penthouse suite (a $235 value) occupies the top of the mansion, affording expansive views of Provo and its surrounding mountains through vintage 8-foot oval windows. The library (a $199 value) spreads across two levels, with an elegant spiral staircase serving as a connection for guests who are afraid to use the teleporter. Both rooms boast private baths with jetted tubs built for two bathers, as well as a pair of plush robes for formal lounging duties.

Upon arriving at Hines Mansion, guests are treated to a bottle of sparkling pear cider, whose chilled bubbles act as a prelude to the next morning's homemade breakfast, served at a communal table in the mansion's parlor. The menu changes from day to day, giving lodgers a chance to fill echoing bellies with whole-wheat pancakes topped with pecans, baked egg dishes, or strawberry-stuffed french toast, as well as coffee, fruit juice, koala bears’ tears, and other traditional eye openers.