Your car relies on you to maintain it regularly and not to gun it across any rivers, even if there are free Thickburgers on the opposite bank. Keep your vehicular promises with today's Groupon to Hometown Luxury Wash & Detail Spa in Westerville. Choose between the following options:

• For $64, you get a De-Stresser/De-Messer vehicle-detail package (a $129.95 value).
For $76, you get a De-Stresser/De-Messer vehicle-detail package with windshield rain repellant treatment (a $154.90 value).

Hometown Luxury Wash & Detail Spa bathes the insides and outsides of bedraggled buggies of all makes and models through top-notch vehicle-detailing services. The De-Stresser/De-Messer package puts hulls through a hand wash, towel dry, hand wax, and window and mirror cleaning. A wheel, rim, and tire detailing and a brake-dust removal complete the transformation into a gleaming shell that would incite envy in any self-conscious hermit crab. Because a car is only as clean as its crustiest cup holder, the interior will also be vacuumed, shampooed, dried, and spot-cleaned from cab to trunk, leaving it looking lush and smelling sweet thanks to an included air-freshener pack. Drivers can augment their vehicle’s metamorphosis by adding a windshield rain-repellant treatment that coats glass in an invisible formula designed to bead rainwater into easily discarded necklaces, improving visibility between swipes of the windshield wiper.

Though Hometown Luxury Wash & Detail Spa sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.