Making a good sandwich, like removing a child’s head from between stair balusters, requires delicate handling and a lot of mayonnaise. Marvel at skilled condiment usage with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of deli sandwiches and café fare at The HoneyBaked Ham Company.

The comestible crew at HoneyBaked Ham assembles their classic sandwiches out of spiral-sliced ham and roasted turkey, awakening pococurante palates with the heavenly tastes of baked honey and gourmet deli trimmings. Smoked up to 24 hours so each slice is as tender as a toddler’s toothless smile, hand-selected hams lend its lunch-menu sandwiches a rosy hue and a distinctive salty sweetness. Served on a fresh baker’s roll, the HoneyBaked Ham Classic’s succulent slices come smothered in a savory sauce and hickory-honey mustard ($6.49). The roast beef Roundup ropes in a piping-hot collection of cheese and veggies with its bacon lasso ($6.99) and the Tavern club ($6.99) enlists a secret society of smoked turkeys and boneless hams. Employ a palette of home-style sides ($1.79) and fresh-baked brownies ($1.49) to provide the finishing touches to any lunchtime masterpiece or mashed-potato sculpture of William Howard Taft.

The correlation between pork consumption and out-of-control parties has not slipped past the notice of the HoneyBaked chefs, who also offer catering platters and party trays for 10 or more people. Though not included in this Groupon, signature-meat platters ($5.09+ a person) and bowls of cobb or grilled-chicken salads offer six robust servings of greens ($22).