The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of Point C. Visit all points on the map with today's Groupon: for $29, you get an oil change and a 27-point inspection—plus tire rotation, fluid top-off, and AC performance and charging test—at Hoover the Mover (a $117.85 value). This Groupon can be redeemed at Hoover the Mover dealerships, including Hoover Mitsubishi in Charleston, Hoover Chrysler, Jeep, and Dodge in Moncks Corner, and Hoover Chrysler, Jeep, and Dodge in Summerville.

Hoover the Mover's professional auto caretakers sustain the well-oiled integrity of vehicles with a brief yet detailed inspection and oil change. To begin the 15–30 minute treatment, the mechanical medics swap out the oil and filter, prolonging engine life while erasing years of smoked cigarettes and grizzled voice-overs from its voice. During a thorough 27-point inspection, the technicians turn a discerning eye to the vehicle's vital systems—assuring that the brakes, lights, hoses, lines, and filters are functioning, and that GPS maps are folded properly.

As an added bonus, Hoover's dedicated car curators top off all other necessary fluids and musical-chairs the tires to even out wear and tear. An A/C and charging-system checkup keeps the car's interior atmosphere comfortable through a long summer of fleeing the lava from overachieving science fair volcanoes.