Staying at a hotel is the perfect excuse to put off demanding domestic labor, such as cleaning gutters and converting the shed into a raccoon palace. Don’t do today what you can do tomorrow with today’s Groupon to Hotel Fiesta Real San Carlos, located on the Sea of Cortez in San Carlos, Mexico. Choose between the following options:

• For $166, you get a three-night weekend package (a $332 total value), which is valid for stays Thursday–Saturday or Friday–Sunday.
• For $199, you get a four-night weekday package (a $424 total value), which is valid for stays Sunday–Wednesday or Monday–Thursday.
  
  

Both packages include the following:

• Two welcome margaritas (a $5 value)
• Daily breakfast for two (a $51 value)
• One steak-and-lobster dinner for two (a $36 value)
• One bottle of wine (a $15 value)
  
  

Hotel Fiesta Real San Carlos stretches languidly along the picturesque coast of the Sea of Cortez, roughly five to six hours south of Tucson. A cozy beachfront escape, the hotel features 33 rooms with breath-stealing sea vistas and a poignant lack of day-to-day distractions such as TVs, telephones, and versatile particle accelerators. Each room accommodates guests with a king-size bed, bathroom, and air conditioning, and visitors can upgrade to a room with a kitchenette for an extra $20. The hotel’s sunny outdoors area caters to guests with swim-up and palapa bars along with a surf ‘n’ turf restaurant to fill up on between-tanning sustenance and an elegant steak-and-lobster dinner. A pair of welcome margaritas and a bottle of wine loosen tongues for discussing Latin root words, and daily breakfast for two complements the tranquil absence of wake-up calls. For those who miss the comforts of being wired in, free WiFi awaits in the lobby, restaurant, bar, and pool areas, and the palapa bar’s TV airs important games and events, such as the gladiatorial round of U.S. presidential debates.

Throughout their stay, guests can explore San Carlos’s shoreline, which rolls out a varied display of coves, caves, inlets, and peninsulas. Though not included in today’s deal, exciting seaward excursions such as diving, snorkeling, windsurfing, and kayaking can be arranged at reduced rates through local businesses.