Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Get eternally smooth skin with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a microdermabrasion treatment at Lipo Body Enhancement Center (up to a $90 value).

Under the medical direction of cosmetic expert Dr. S.A. Sajadi, the team of aestheticians at Lipo Body Enhancement Center restores faces to their factory settings with a menu of skin-exfoliating services. During each 30- to 45-minute microdermabrasion session, a diamond-pointed wand ousts layers of dead skin and unclogs pores as a suction tool vacuums away epidermal intruders. When the dust settles and expired cells flee the scene, visitors emerge from their sessions flaunting less noticeable pores, smoother skin, and a complexion that glows like the Big Dipper filled with Mountain Dew.