Reducing fat is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of slimming down with today's Groupon: for $225, you get three Zerona treatments (a $900 value) and $200 toward a future purchase of a non-Zerona laser package at Indy Laser Hair Removal on South Raceway Road.

Indy Laser Hair Removal's trained technicians treat skin, hair, and fat cells with specialized lasers. The FDA-approved Zerona treatment uses low-level lasers to emulsify fat cells anywhere on the body, leaving them pliant enough to accept the hand of the lymphatic system to be lead out of the body. The 40-minute noninvasive treatments result in smoother skin and an average loss of more than three inches in clinical trials, with noticeable results after four to six sessions for most people. For best results, sessions should occur within 72 hours of each other and feature no downtime. Though Zerona is appropriate for almost everyone, individuals who are pregnant, think they are pregnant, want to be pregnant, tell people they are pregnant knowing they aren't pregnant, or have pacemakers should not use this treatment.