A beautiful face acts as an impermeable container that keeps inner beauty from escaping, just as a Hot Pocket's flaky outer crust acts as a vessel that makes its molten innards edible while skateboarding. Heat up your inner glow with today's Groupon: for $60, you get a Fountain of Youth natural facelift treatment at Inner Peace Massage in Bluffton, SC (up to a $120 value).

Inner Peace Massage keeps skin looking sleek and youthful with the Fountain of Youth natural facelift treatment. After gently cleaning the face and prepping it for the one-hour treatment with an invigorating wrap of warm towels, a trained specialist embarks on a soothing session of facial acupressure and massage. Nimble fingers stimulate pressure points to retrain wrinkle-causing muscles and set lymph fluids flowing, increasing blood flow and releasing tension like a first kiss between two seemingly ill-matched partners on the police force. Finally, a smoothing of botanical crèmes sends skin home glowing with moisture.