Although their streamlined shape makes parking horses a snap, their peanut allergies and rabid hatred of the designated hitter make riding one to a baseball game impossible. Saddle up for vehicular convenience with today's Groupon, which gets you parking for one or more Seattle Mariners home games at Union Station Parking Garage, run by International Parking Management. Choose from the following options:

• For $7, you get a single-game parking pass (a $15 value).
• For $120, you get a 16-game parking pass (a $240 value).
• For $499, you get an 81-game parking pass (a $1,215 value).

International Parking Management houses the four-wheeled conveyances of satisfied drivers in parking centers across Seattle, each offering guaranteed spaces and personal assistance. Seattle Mariners game-day passes secure sport-loving street sailors a comfortable place to rest their rubber, ensuring a parking space close to Safeco Field where extroverted autos can discuss floor-mat fashions with like-minded modern carriages. Should drivers ever lock their keys in the car, need assistance in changing a flat tire, or forget to turn off their headlights, International Parking Management can dispatch a partnered motor medic free of charge, keeping baseball fans on the road and hermitic dollar bills in their cozy leather confines.