Yogis make great house guests, consistently emitting a calm aura and freezing into a swan pose once the ice sculptures melt. Foster statuesqueness with today's Groupon: for $15, you get three classes at Ita Yoga Studio (a $45 value). Students must attend all three classes within one month of redeeming the Groupon.

Ita Yoga Studio's three varieties of soothing yoga classes enlighten students of all skill levels six days a week. Yoga maven Ita Reyes introduces fledgling yoganauts to simple poses during the one-hour Gentle Yoga Basics class, slowly boosting each participant's strength, flexibility, and ability to sit still through an entire television commercial. For intermediate yogis, the 75-minute Yoga Flow class incorporates tougher poses designed to pique physical endurance and brawn. The 60-minute Slow Flow & Restore—much like competing in a dinosaur rodeo—helps build up strength and endurance for any skill level. Mat-less students can rent one of the studio's floor softeners for an additional $2 per class.