Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serves as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Be forever young with today's Groupon: for $99, you get 15 units of Botox or 30 Units of Dysport from Javier G. Lugo, MD (a $199 value).

Board-certified physician Dr. Javier Lugo and his staff expel wrinkles from countenances using nonsurgical, FDA-approved injections. Both Botox and Dysport elixirs temporarily reduce facial-muscle activity to soften furrows between the eyebrows and smooth crow's feet around the soul's windowsills. Nimble hands inject the protein-based serums into the glabellar muscles, ironing out moderate-to-severe creases and silly faces frozen on since childhood without inhibiting expressivity. The gentle injections generally require no anesthetic, and refreshed, relaxed faces breeze out of the office after about 30 minutes. Depending upon the formula used, individual receptivity, and the number of vacation days allotted to the frown lines, patients may sport worry-free foreheads and faces for an average of four months.

Dysport and Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Dysport and Botox first.

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