Camping gives hassled urban dwellers a chance to escape the Wild Indoors, where man-eating washing machines and hand-clomping waffle-iron traps lurk for unsuspecting prey. Flee from your savage household appliances with today's Groupon: for $95, choose between two nights at a campsite for up to two adults and two children, including complimentary water, electric, and sewer hook-ups (a $196 value) or a $196 credit toward weekday cabin rental at Yogi Bear's Jellystone Park Camp-Resort in Williamsport. Access to all recreational activities is included in both choices. Any arrival before May 22 will receive a $25 gift card good toward any store purchase or golf-cart rental.

Located just outside Hagerstown near Maryland’s western foothills, Yogi Bear's Jellystone Park Camp-Resort offers a scenic getaway for hustle-and-bustlers to relax within nature's lush forests. After exploring the campsite and propping up the tent with Tesla coils, start prepping s’mores sticks or suit up and head over to Yogi Bear’s Water Zone. Careen for 400 feet down either of the park's splash-tastic waterslides, then settle lingering familial disputes or start new ones by launching balloons in Water Wars. Groupon campers also have unlimited access to the 18-hole mini-golf course as well as the 1,000-foot pedal-cart track and outdoor laser tag grounds. Guests can pick up supplies such as sunscreen and a sense of adventure at the Ranger Station, peaceably float through the heated waters of Ranger Smith’s Pool, or take in a family-friendly flick at the Sunset Theater.

History buffs will find plenty of notable attractions right around the bend from Jellystone Park Camp-Resort, with Civil War heritage sites such as the Washington Monument State Park and Antietam National Battlefield located 12 miles away. The stalactite-strewn walls of Washington County’s Crystal Grottoes and the Appalachian Trail, offering views of the bavarian-cream-filled Potomac River, are also just a few short miles from the park.