Sending your vehicle on a blind date with a giant squid is an easy way to jump-start your felt-tipped-pen company, but it’s a fruitless formula for obtaining fresh oil. Give your vehicle new life without making it spring for lobster with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a Signature Service oil change and a tire rotation at Jiffy Lube (up to a $67.98 total value). Choose from the following locations: East Euclid Avenue in Des Moines, Merle Hay Road in Des Moines, Southeast 14th Street in Des Moines, Northwest 86th Street in Clive, or West Broadway in Council Bluffs.

Handling more than just the swap-out of your car's oily core, the Jiffy Lube Signature Service oil change comes standard with a fresh-from-the-box filter; an inspection and refill of transmission, differential, power-steering, and windshield-washer fluids; and a detailed inspection of the antifreeze and coolant reservoirs, engine air-filtration system, serpentine belts, wiper blades, and exterior lights (up to a $45.99 value). To merge mechanical harmony with aesthetic vibrancy, the friendly, certified technicians at Jiffy Lube also wipe and clean the outside windows and vacuum the floors inside in search of rogue nickels, all of which are returned to their proper owner, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. After a team of trusty auto aestheticians balances tread wear with a tire rotation (a $21.99 value), customers can opt to receive a $30 discount off a fuel-system cleaning ($74.99), which protects engines from long-term damage by removing varnish, harmful deposits, and other bad influences.

Though Jiffy Lube sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.