Sending your vehicle on a blind date with a giant squid is an easy way to jump-start your felt-tipped-pen company, but it’s a fruitless formula for obtaining fresh oil. Give your vehicle new life without making it spring for lobster with today's Groupon: for $19, you get an oil change at Jiffy Lube Eugene (up to a $37.99 value).

Handling more than just the swap-out of your car's oily core, the Jiffy Lube Signature Service oil change comes standard with a fresh-from-the-box filter; an inspection and refill of transmission, differential, power-steering, and windshield-washer fluids; and a detailed inspection of the antifreeze and coolant reservoirs, engine air-filtration system, serpentine belts, wiper blades, and exterior lights. To merge mechanical harmony with aesthetic vibrancy, the friendly, certified technicians at Jiffy Lube also wipe and clean the outside windows and vacuum the floors inside in search of rogue nickels, all of which are returned to their proper owner, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.

Though Jiffy Lube sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.