If the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, then disheveled hair provides the least efficient route for climbing monkeys to reach the bananas in your fruit hat. Tame tresses for easy scaling with today’s Groupon to Jomaji Salon and Spa in Sheboygan. Choose between the following options:

• For $119, you get a Brazilian blowout (up to a $300 value).
• For $129, you get a Brazilian blowout, haircut, and style (up to a $365 value).</p>

At Jomaji Salon and Spa, customers are greeted by an attentive, professional, and warmhearted staff of strand charmers that relies on continuing education to keep its skills and sheers on the cutting edge. Brazilian-blowout treatments offer solace to hair ravaged by time, harmful chemicals, and proximity to Tesla coils and can restore elasticity and softness to even the most stressed-out strands. Each 90-minute session swathes damaged strands in a protein-rich potion containing nutrients and conditioning polymers to smooth and protect cuticles. Where a wrathful head octopus once suction-cupped stray scissors and cotton candy, a waterfall of must-be-touched feminine allure will cascade into place. With your new, pulchritudinous mane, you’ll be able put silky lioness manes to shame at the zoo or become an instant celebrity for hosting the first nesting pair of endangered Beauty Eagles, which only rear their young in the most gorgeous of ‘dos.

An additional half hour in the stylist’s chair treats head tresses to a cut and styling to accent facial features and pristine cranial curvature. The waterfront spa lavishes guests in brightly lit, spacious surroundings, stylishly snuggled between hardwood flooring and a loft where manicures and bungee lessons take place daily.

Some hair-straightening products that claim to be formaldehyde-free include aldehyde compounds, which are similar to the carcinogen formaldehyde. Side effects may include nosebleeds, headaches, vomiting, and respiratory problems, among others. Learn more about the health risks here.