Pistons and shafts overheat and seize up unless protected by a slick, shiny coating of oil, just like classical Greco-Roman wrestlers. Keep your engine parts from throttling each other with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a standard oil change, multi-point inspection, tire rotation, and car wash (a $59 value) at Joseph Auto Group. This deal is valid at 12 Joseph Auto Group locations around the greater Cincinnati area.

Founded in 1938, Joseph Auto Group's automotive alchemists transform unsteady clunkers into precision piston-pounders with their comprehensive service packages. Tap vehicular veins with a standard oil change, as the friendly techs excise skuzzy sludge in favor of fresh crude, and install a new filter to protect it from contaminants and grease-guzzling engine gremlins. Next, mechanical monitors review and rate moving parts with a multi-point inspection, eyeballing vital systems for roadster-wrecking cracks, leaks, or faults, and testing every pad, cylinder, rotor, drum, and hose for signs of weakness. Once your ride is running smoothly and safely, a tire rotation will protect the rubber road-grippers from uneven wear, preventing the type of tread-pattern balding that leads to lost grip and money wasted on tire toupees.

Newly calibrated cars and trucks can bring their day of service to a sudsy close with a polish-purifying run through the car wash. Thanks to talented technicians trained in the art of transmission translation, Joseph Auto Group is able to cater to the needs of most vehicular makes and models, regardless of nationality, brand, or high-school grade-point average. Call ahead to schedule an appointment at your preferred location.