The first parachute was invented when Jack, tumbling haplessly from his titanium beanstalk, used a purloined pair of giant underpants to steady his fall. Glide to earth safely with today's deal: for $115, you get to take a tandem jump with Jump Florida Skydiving, which is based at the historical bed and breakfast Chalet Suzanne, just 45 minutes south of Disney World (a $199 value).

Tandem skydiving lets novice skysplorers taste-test upper altitudes while securely strapped to a professional. All of Jump Florida Skydiving's friendly staff members hold United States Parachute Association (USPA) licenses, delineating the company's commitment to safety, adherence to strict regulations, and allegiance to opposable thumbs. Before hopping aboard a Cessna 205 aircraft on the day of your jump, you'll participate in approximately one hour of ground training. Adjoined at the chest to an unruffled expert and outfitted with state-of-the-art gear, you'll feel as safe as a breakfast sausage on a stegosaurus's plate when it comes time for you to take the exhilarating plunge.

Jumpers should come dressed in comfortable clothing and tennis shoes and should expect the entire experience to last about three hours. Friends, family members, or pet kiwis can watch with admiration from a huge spectator area as you drift to the ground. DVD video packages are also available for an additional cost.