Without steak, most Americans wouldn’t be able to justify owning such terrifyingly sharp steak knives, much less an entire rack of steak guns. Today's Groupon gives you a chance to use them: for $25, you get $50 worth of steaks and more, plus free shipping, from Kansas City Steak Company.

Kansas City Steak Company woos carnisseurs with delicious deliveries of high-quality beef, poultry, seafood, and more—chiseling scrumptious steaks from slabs of corn-fed beef and carefully hand-trimming them down to marbled perfection. Heed the holiday call of the brown-sugar-cured hickory-smoked spiral-sliced ham or the tender, slow-roasted brisket to feed your whole hungry clan or single Viking cousin. If beef is your raison d'être, choose from premium steaks or USDA Prime private stock, and Kansas City Steak Company will deliver your juicy filet mignons, rib eyes, strips, and porterhouses straight to your door, packed in a cooler with dry ice, where they can then be slapped onto sizzling grills, empty dinner plates, or shiners acquired from sparring matches with pet kangaroos.