Like cliff diving or ferret ownership, football is an endeavor best watched from the sidelines. Witness acts of bodily bravery with today's Groupon to a Kansas Koyotes indoor-football game at the Kansas Expocentre’s Landon Arena. Choose from the following game and seating options:

• For $25, you get four plaza sideline tickets to the game against the Kansas City Matadors on Saturday, June 18 at 7:05 p.m. (a $64 value).
• For $40, you get two VIP tickets to the game against the Kansas City Matadors on Saturday, June 18 at 7:05 p.m. (a $90 value).
• For $25, you get four plaza sideline tickets to the game against the Iowa Blackhawks on Saturday, June 25 at 7:05 p.m. (a $64 value).
&bull For $40, you get two VIP tickets to the game against the Iowa Blackhawks on Saturday, June 25 at 7:05 p.m. (a $90 value).

In their quest to dominate the American Professional Football League, the Kansas Koyotes delight crowds with powerful kicks, lightning-fast sprints, and bone-crushing tackles. Fans can ogle the coin toss from plaza sideline seats or score VIP tickets to practice Koyote Girls dance moves in the first four rows. VIP tickets also fill bellies with catered cuisine from a local restaurant before and during the first hour of the game. As they storm the field, the Koyotes distract their opponents with clever plays and sparkly gold helmets. Watch running back Donnell Smith dodge linebackers and tumbleweeds while wide receiver Justin Wrecke logs touchdowns and entries in his playbook-turned diary.

With high-tech lighting and more than 7,400 seats, Landon Arena keeps visitors’ eyes, stomachs, and derrieres satisfied. Those attending the June 25 game can mosey to Capital City Nissan of Topeka to snag a raffle ticket for a chance to kick a field goal and win a 2011 Nissan Altima Coupe. Consult the Koyotes’ Twitter page or car-salesman mascot for details.