Biologists estimate that water makes up 65% of the human body, 71% of the planet’s surface, and 0% of the R&B group Earth, Wind & Fire. Conquer the planet’s most prevalent liquid with today’s Groupon to Kayak Tillamook County in Garibaldi. Choose between the following options:

• For $199, you get an eight-hour rental of the Miami Cove Event Center (a $450 value).<p>
• For $400, you get an event-center package (a $1,050 value), which includes:
• An eight-hour rental of the Miami Cove Event Center (a $450 value)
• Two-hour private kayak tour for eight (a $600 value)<p>

A $100 damages deposit for the event center is required; deposit will be refunded at the end of the event, less any damages.

Nestled within a coastal mountain range, Kayak Tillamook County’s charming rustic Miami Cove event center hosts up to 40 guests as they gaze out at a 180-degree view of Miami Cove. Outfitted with a gas fireplace, wood-planked floors, and skylight-spotted vaulted ceilings, the repurposed historic Old Mill & Marina accommodates events such as intimate weddings, family gatherings, and paper-airplane-folding conventions. On the banks of waters that eventually open into the Tillamook Bay estuary system, the weathered, wooden building brandishes docks for adventurous kayaking and serene sea-bird watching.

Groups of eight seafarers can suit up for a private, guided kayak tour, departing from Miami Cove or Garibaldi Harbor to traverse the estuary waters. Should inclement conditions or fearsome krakens prevent excursions from Miami Cove or Garibaldi Harbor, the expert guides shepherd kayakers down a forested swamp on the Historic Hoquarton Slough tour, among migrating birds on The Lake & Lost City tour, or across glass-still surfaces on the Lake Lytle tour. Groupon purchasers will also receive 10% off loding at the nearby Garibaldi House Inn & Suites.