Like horses, teeth require constant brushing, generally travel in packs, and draw unfavorable attention when chewing through prized rose bushes. Keep your chompers in line with today’s Groupon to Kenn Kakosian, DDS. This deal is valid for the office in the Chrysler Building on Lexington Avenue and the office on East 35th Street. Choose between the following options:

• For $69, you get an extraction of one tooth (a $550 value).
• For $1,799, you get a dental implant with porcelain crown (a $4,999 value).
  
  

At the offices of Kenn Kakosian, DDS, technicians zero in on teeth plagued by irreparable damage or clear the space for future orthodontic treatments with extractions. After a preliminary consultation to examine the offending tooth, trained technicians numb the surrounding gum with topical or injectable anesthetics and coax out the chomper by promising it a land filled with rivers of milk and toothpaste. Technicians fill in gaps with synthetic dental implants, which start with a consultation to analyze bone density and confirm that an implant is the best treatment option. Dr. Kakosian then anchors stable metal implants atop jawbones. Initially tasked with waiting for the site to heal, patients eventually return for a follow-up visit, during which the dentist affixes a porcelain crown to the implant, creating a smile that’s natural enough to fool the tooth fairy.