Prior to tanning salons, the only way to achieve a beautiful copper glow was to boil pennies and bathe in the scalding reduction. Achieve a less painful sheen with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a UV or UV-free Ultimate Tanning Start-Up Kit at Kist by Mist Tanning (up to a $93.80 value).

Kist by Mist’s certified tanning consultants and state-of-the-art cocoons of sunshine work to keep body sheaths aglow and vitamin D levels in check no matter what meteorological mood swings the weather undergoes. The UV package includes five skin-tintings of up to 12 minutes apiece in a level 3 Sun Ergoline bed, plus a bottle of lotion with bronzer. Guests can also opt for the UV-free VersaSpa kit, which adds pop to pigment with two automated airbrush sessions complete with a spray primer, a bronzing spray, and an anti-aging moisturizer that keeps skin hydrated and young-looking without cryogenic contraptions or flux capacitors. Or choose the UV-free MyMyst package, which includes two sessions in a voice-guided spray booth that gingerly sluices edifices with light, medium, or dark solutions. MyMyst also spritzes an enhancer to balance pH levels and increase tan lifespan, as well as a finishing coat of scent to ensure clients smell more pleasing than a freshly plucked new car. Both of these UV-free kits help protect the newly bioluminescent with a take-home bottle of Ultimate Tan Extender and helpful advice for rejecting the potential onslaught of love-struck fireflies.