Kayakers, unlike pancakes or depressed turtles, muster the will to get themselves upright when flipped upside down. Float through life with today's Groupon to Klamath River Resort Inn in Happy Camp. Choose between the following options:

• For $25, you get a China Point kayak trip (a $50 value).
• For $39, you get a one-night stay (up to a $79 value).

Klamath River Resort Inn boasts more than four verdant acres, playing host to relaxing riverside activities and a charming outdoorsman inn at the base of Cade Mountain. The China Point kayak trip lures intrepid adventurers with three to five hours of leisurely wending through remote canyons, departing from a launch point reached by shuttle. Individual inflatable kayaks become trusty aqua-steeds to self-guided individuals along the Class I river path, which requires no previous kayaking or fish communicating experience.

Klamath River Resort Inn's six rooms swathe vacationing bodies in relaxation with either a California king or two double beds, while televisions and WiFi compete against each room's view of the surrounding river and mountains for total gaze domination. Cook nuts and berries in adjoining kitchens, or lounge about on the private river beach with fire rings and a horseshoe pitch. Patrons can also submerge summer woes in the shallow depths of the sycamore shaded river, filled with jumping fish and abandoned driftwood sculptures of Paul Bunyan.

The one-night stay deal does not include tax, which will come to $3.12 at check-in. The kayak trip deal includes all tax.