As anyone who has accidentally called a boss "mom" knows, being able to tell who's who is vital to the preservation of dignity. Put life into focus with today's Groupon: for $100, you get $1,400 toward Lasik surgery for both eyes at Kleiman Evangelista Eye Center in Arlington. Customers who are not qualified for Lasik may use this Groupon for $500 toward Lifestyle Lenses.

For nearly 30 years, Kleiman Evangelista Eye Center has cleared vision for their patients, currently boasting three doctors who perform LASIK eye surgery, as well as a new LASIK suite. Like cake-cutting at a Jedi wedding, Kleiman Evangelista employs a blade-free, all-laser approach in the two-step process. After creating a small flap in the cornea’s protective covering, LASIK then reshapes the cornea to correct impaired vision, improving cases of nearsightedness, farsightedness, and astigmatism. A cool laser light minimizes discomfort and the beveled edge created around the flap ensures a tight fit upon closure, eliminating the need for stitches or silly putty. Most patients report vision restoration within 24 hours of the surgery, with full effects being improved within two–three months. While the full cost of LASIK surgery for both eyes can range anywhere from $4,800 to $5,000, today’s Groupon puts you well on your way toward restored vision. Click here for FAQ and medical disclosure.