Good dancers really know how to cut a rug, which is why Fred Astaire's carpet lived in fear most of its life. Facilitate friendly human-rug relations with today's Groupon: for $100, you get up to 600 square feet of carpet cleaning from Koshgarian Rug Cleaners (up to a $288 value). This Groupon is valid for homes within these zip codes.

For more than a century, Koshgarian Rug Cleaners' IICRC-certified carpet cleaners have meticulously attended to sullied floor coverings of all dispositions. Customers can degrime carpets in any two rooms (up to 300 sq. ft./room), or in the hallway, stairway, or spiral slideway of their choice (can be substituted for 300 sq. ft. or counted as one room). Each deep-cleaning process begins with the removal of up to three pieces of furniture, followed by a thorough pretreating to remove soils, stains, and remains of domestic mudslides. Next, a licensed, insured, and bonded technician will harness the power of a truck-mounted hot-water extraction system and a people- and pet-friendly cleaning solution to purify your carpet's thread from warp to weft.

Though Koshgarian Rug Cleaners occasionally features its own discounts online, this Groupon represents the best deal available.