While salmon's fatty acids are good for your skin, fighting allergenic bears to catch the salmon yourself is decidedly not. Gift your skin the first aid it deserves with today's Groupon: for $49, you get $150 worth of health and beauty services at Kucumber Skin Lounge, located on 1st Avenue.

Kucumber Skin Lounge combines the leisurely luxury of spa life with the clinical safety and precision of a medical office. After scheduling an appointment at the spa's new 3,000-square-foot facility located near the historic Pike Place Market, prospective pamperees can choose from a smorgasbord of treatments that may be redeemed in one or many visits. After a free skin analysis designed to identify troublesome wrinkles, address sensitivities, and locate hidden treasure-map tattoos, patrons can relax as a team of experienced skin engineers concocts a customized facial treatment (starting at $125) designed to target each face's particulars. Hirsute humans can also take advantage of Kucumber Skin Lounge's varied assortment of hair-removal treatments (starting at $99 each). Time-conscious customers can pop in for brief upper-body-targeted waxing ($10–$50), while those with more minutes can curb the symptoms of sasquatchery with longer, comprehensive sessions, such as the full-leg bikini wax ($150).

After getting their bone blankets back into pristine shape, spa patrons can also work on their Greek deity impression at the spa's tan bazaar. Budding bronzers can spread their sun-kissed services over multiple sessions using the spa's basic beds (starting at $9 per visit), or kick things into hypertan with a whirl in a Sun Angel sun bed (starting at $85 per session). Call ahead to schedule a visit.