While salmon's fatty acids are good for your skin, fighting allergenic bears to catch the salmon yourself is decidedly not. Grant your skin the smoothness sanctioning it deserves with today's Groupon: for $149, you get six treatments on one small area or three treatments on one medium area of laser hair removal at Kucumber Skin Lounge (up to a $1,197 value).

Kucumber Skin Lounge combines the leisurely luxury of spa life with the clinical safety and precision of a medical office. After scheduling an appointment at the spa's 3,000-square-foot facility, prospective pamperees can choose to banish burdening body bristles with six treatments on a small area or three treatments on a medium area. Available small areas are the upper lip ($594 for six treatments), underarms ($1,194), chin ($774), sideburns ($774), back of neck ($894), front of neck ($894), or standard bikini line ($1,194); medium areas consist of the lower back, upper back, chest, and lower legs (all normally $1,197 for three treatments). Unlike knobby-fingered Martians plotting to destroy the world, the experienced technicians at Kucumber Skin Lounge precisely position laser pulsations over each hirsute human's hair shaft, disabling growth cycles and exiling unwanted hair. Results vary depending on skin type and hair texture, but each of Kucumber's knowledgeable fuzz fighters can graciously guide and answer questions that arise along the path to hairless harmony.