Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon: for $35, you get one colonic treatment at Kulp Chiropractic Clinic in Reading (a $75 value).

The skilled clinicians at Kulp Chiropractic strive to preempt illness by clearing out the body’s waste-disposal pathways. During the one-hour colonic treatment, a wellness wizard purifies posterior pipelines by introducing warm, filtered water into the large intestine to safely and gently flush out waste material and rambling inner dialogues. The treatment aims to clean out embedded toxins, excess gas, parasites, and other poisons from the intestinal wall. Benefits of colonics can include an increase in energy, improvement in circulation and immunity, and an overall feeling of lightness previously only achieved by self-actualized marshmallows.