If not for healthy backbones, the spinal cord's nerves would fray and cross, causing signals such as "pick up your foot" to transform into "bite your boss." Prevent workplace embarrassments with today's Groupon to Kurth Chiropractic. Choose between the following options:

For $49, you get a massage treatment package (a $170 value), which includes the following:
• 60-minute therapeutic massage
Computerized muscle scan
• For $99, you get a decompression treatment package (a $685 value), which includes the following:
  • Three spinal decompression sessions
  • Computerized nerve scan
    
    

Kurth Chiropractic's namesake, Dr. Kurth, relieves weary skeletons and their heavy human suits of the burdens brought on by stress, heavy lifting, and poor posture. For more than 17 years, Dr. Kurth has exercised his chiropractic expertise on patients throughout the Milwaukee area, often treating members of the Milwaukee Bucks and Milwaukee Wave. Through each consultation, Dr. Kurth works with each client to explore health concerns and issues that may be relieved through chiropractic treatment, such as the back's dysfunctional relationship with the left pinky toe.

During the individualized massage session, Dr. Kurth and his team work to release pain from body prisons by addressing specific issues such as poor circulation and tension. Alternatively, patients suffering from spinal pain or injuries can opt for three decompression sessions, which employ the assistance of the DRX9000 True Non-Surgical Spinal Decompression System. The DRX system gently stretches spines and helps to relax the surrounding musculature, relieving pressure on nerves and intervertebral discs. These treatments can decrease the pain associated with sciatica, herniated discs, degenerative disc disease, and pulling school buses with false teeth.