Sugar has long been lauded for its multiple functions, sweetening coffee, eliminating unwanted hair, and helping Def Leppard get over writer's block. Reap the benefits of a rock-friendly baking staple with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of sugaring hair removal at La-Di-Da Sugaring, located inside Upper Level Spa.

La-Di-Da Sugaring cultivates individualized looks by sloughing away errant follicles with an all-natural sugar elixir. Wielding a paste swirling with a simple medley of water, sugar, and lemon juice, a staff member gently shapes fuzz into dramatic arches or silhouettes of favorite Pulitzer Prize winners without irritating sensitive skin. Rinds are slathered in the saccharine balm, heated to comfortably match pelt temperatures, before the paste eradicates dead cells and unseemly strands stretching across body areas such as the brows ($20) or lips ($12). Prune bikini line fringe ($35) or give arms ($30+) the gift of pristine pores with fewer pangs but longer-lived results than waxing or cutting body hair via games of rock-paper-scissors.