Contrary to popular belief, boats are actually much safer than cars, which inexplicably sink every time you drive them on water. Take a proper water road ride with today’s Groupon.

$79 for a Viaggio di Rapsodia Gondola Tour for Up to Six People

Gondoliers row along the Providence and Woonasquatucket Rivers for 40 minutes, pointing out architectural sights and pausing to sing with the optional accompaniment of an accordionist, guitarist, or mandolinist. Gondolas come furnished with Italian wine biscuits, an ice bucket, glasses, and a bottle opener, and passengers can tote along their own wine, champagne, or bottled genie. Gondolas operate seven days a week from April 27 through October 31; see the FAQ page for more information.