With Congress passing a heavy new tax on right angles, circular edibles are becoming the most convenient way to keep food budgets from spiraling out of control. Nibble a delicious disk with today's Groupon: for $6, you get $14 worth of fare at Lalo's Pizza & Calzone.

Lalo's Pizza & Calzone serves a plethora of pizza toppings and sauces culminating in a savory smorgasbord of customizable treats. Patrons begin by choosing a size of flat earth to forge into homestyle, handrolled crust ($5.99–$16.99). The indecisive may choose to rely on tried-and-tasty specialty pizzas such as The Legend, a toothsome discus piled with pepperoni, italian sausage, beef, mushrooms, and more, or a Lactosaurus, a milky oddessy of mozzarella, asiago, provolone, romano, and parmesan ($9.99–$26.99). Choose from prime pie gravies such as the classic red sauce, tangy barbecue, zesty marinara, or an exotic thai peanut sauce. Toppings include the familiar back catalogue of Pizza's Greatest Hits, such as pepperoni, italian sausage, ham, and black olives, but also fresh-baked b-sides such as anchovies, minced garlic, artichokes, and sweet corn ($1–$2).

Reviews

CityVoters named Lalo's Pizza & Calazone third place out of 15 nominees for Best Spokane Pizza in 2010, and 86% of 43 Urbanspooners recommend the restaurant.