Pizza is ubiquitous in American culture, thanks solely to its ability to double as a fraction calculator. Indulge in a numerator with today’s Groupon to Lamppost Pizza in El Monte. Choose between the following options:

• For $14, you get a pasta dinner for two (up to a $29.99 value) that includes:
• One appetizer (up to a $6.99 value)
• Two pasta entrees (up to an $8.50 value each)

• Two glasses of house wine (a $3 value each)
  
  

• For $18, you get a pizza dinner for up to four (up to a $37.99 value) that includes:
• One appetizer (up to a $6.99 value)
• One 16-inch, specialty pizza (up to a $19 value)
• One pitcher of beer (up to a $12 value)
  
  

Lamppost Pizza was founded in 1976, boasting a menu of bubbling pizzas and hearty, Italian-American eats to fuel families and sports fans. Meals begin with fresh, antipasto salads tossed with Italian cured meats, pepperoncini, mozzarella, and tomatoes or tales of spicy-sweet romances told by zesty chicken wings. After toasting good company with a garnet glass of zinfandel, pasta-eating pairs excavate layers of lasagna or sop up a ravioli dinner’s house-made meat sauce with complimentary garlic bread.

Pie-eyed chefs decorate pizza crusts with toppings such a bacon, broccoli, and tinsel to create seven specialty-topping combos. Flavors of spinach and garlic get a boost from rich olive oil and mozzarella in the Popeye, whereas the Fajita’s spice-marinated chicken stars among a supporting cast of green peppers, onions, tomatoes, and cheese. Bring golden pitchers of domestic beer onto the sun-soaked patio, or park in front of the big screen television to drown out the unintelligible babbling of an effervescent import.