The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of Point C. Visit all points on the map with today's Groupon: for $20, you get an oil change, tire rotation, car wash, and multi-point inspection at Larry H. Miller Liberty Toyota Colorado Springs (a $109.75 value).

Larry H. Miller Liberty Toyota Colorado Springs boasts a 90,000-square-foot automotive facility and 35 trained technicians skilled enough to earn the Toyota President's Award and tickle your automobile until it purrs with high performance. Roll up for an oil and filter change to drain lubricating fluids and refill the engine with thirst-quenching fresh oil (a $34.95 value). A tire rotation takes the auto's back tires from their slacker positions and moves them to the front, promoting an even workload over the life of the tires (an $18.95 value). An alignment check keeps wheels in good working order, and a careful battery scrutiny ensures free-flowing electricity at the turn of a key (a $24.95 value). A multi-point inspection takes care of all the other moving bits and pieces, and a car wash gives the auto's exterior, which stoically endures the brunt of road abuse, a good sponge massage with relaxing suds and invigorating spray-down (a $19.95 value). The full vehicular makeover lasts 45–60 minutes, during which drivers can wait in the on-site Black Diamond Café or escort little ones over to the Tacoma Park play area to recreate their scenes favorite scenes from Joyce's Ulysses.