Physicists estimate that 47% of the energy in the universe is stored in stars, and the other 98% rages inside human children. Release your child's unyielding cosmic energy with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a nine-week youth sports program (a $135 value) and the center's membership fee (a $25 value) at Las Vegas Indoor Soccer (a $160 total value). Choose from the following program options:

• Lil' Kickers Soccer, open to kids ages 18 months–9 years old.
• Lil' Sluggers T-Ball, open to kids ages 2–7 years old.
• Mini Hoops Basketball, open to kids ages 3–12 years old.

This Groupon must be redeemed by September 12 in order to enroll students in the nine-week program, which starts on that day. This Groupon is only valid for weekday (regularly scheduled between 9 a.m. and 3 p.m.) soccer and T-ball classes; basketball classes can be redeemed during the week or on weekends.

Las Vegas Indoor Soccer enlightens little ones to the basics of sports under the veil of a fun, energetic nine-week series of classes that meets once a week. The T-ball, soccer, and basketball schedules aim to ignite self-confidence in youngsters with curriculums that include skill-building drills and games, as well as time to find which color sweatband best compliments their facial features. Each session corrals athletes from similar age groups in order to ensure an equal and safe playing field for all kids. Once mini adults graduate from the upper levels of the Lil' Sports or Mini Hoops classes, they can participate in the center's leagues for older kids, or remain in the Lil' classes after proving they're still young and viable by purchasing a red sports car.