It may be a few more millennia before human evolution finally gets around to erasing unwanted hair along your lip, chin, and bikini line. Today's deal will cover you until then with a package of three laser hair-removal treatments of your choice (up to a $450 value) or one treatment of your choice to the bikini area (up to a $300 value) at LaserAway. You can use your Groupon at any of their seven locations, from the convenient Orange County locale to the slightly inaccessible moonbase location above Rigel V.

Unlike the candle cruelty of waxing and the barbaric ripping away of hair, laserful light is a quick, safe, and effective method for removing unwanted follicles. A state-of-the-art laser directly targets individual follicles, effectively treating unwanted hair with maximum comfort. LaserAway’s medical professionals are all experienced (40,000 laser-based defoliation treatments and counting) and fully qualified to administer a variety of services that fit your individual needs. Pick your three treatments to mix and match, if desired, from the choices of brow line ($99), center brow ($99), chin ($99), ears ($99), feet and toes ($99), hands and fingers ($99), upper and lower lip ($99), front and back neck ($150), sideburns ($99), underarms ($150), or happy trail ($99). Or you can opt for one treatment from the bikini area with playboy ($200), standard ($150), or male ($300).

If everything in our lives could be safely and professionally lasered away by state-of-the-art, politely mannered lasers, our embarrassing moments, soup stains, parking violations, and ugly family-obligated sweaters would all vanish in a flash. As it stands, lasers can at least get you streamlined and smooth for Slip ‘n Slide season.

Must be 18 years of age or older. Call 14 days in advance to schedule your appointment.

Reviews

LaserAway was featured on an episode of E!'s Keeping up with the Kardashians. Citysearchers give the Marina Del Rey location a 3.5-star average and the West Hollywood location an average of four stars. The San Diego location earns a 4.5-star average from Yelpers, the Santa Monica location an average of three stars, and seven Yelpers give the Sherman Oaks location a 4.5-star average:

• The laser approach is faster, easier, and neater than waxing, shaving, or epilating products. I did not have burning, scarring, peeling or even any "after effects" of the treatment. – whyvetty, Citysearch, West Hollywood location
• From the knowledgeable staff to the success of my procedures, Laser Away has exceeded all of the other places I have tried. – Jessica L., Yelp, Santa Monica location