Powerful medical lasers help modern physicians melt away fat, repair eyeballs, and defeat children from unfair ranges in outdoor laser tag. Gain an unfair advantage over body fat with today’s Groupon to Laser Sculpture, valid at locations in Los Angeles, Tarzana, and Torrance. Choose between the following options:

• For $649, you get 6 Zerona laser treatments or one stretch-mark treatment (up to a $2,800 value).
• For $1,449, you get 18 Zerona laser treatments (an $8,400 value). Treatments must be used within two months.<p>

Dr. Douglas Taguchi, Laser Sculpture’s medical director, heads up a team of doctors, nurses, and laser technicians that wields FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser devices to shave an average of 3.5 inches off a body’s circumference. After a free consultation, the laser sweeps over fat deposits on the waist, hips, and thighs, disintegrating lipids before the body’s lymphatic system can absorb them and use them to grow an extra arm. Zerona treatments don’t cause any downtime, but each session in the sequence should be scheduled within 48–72 hours of the last.

Laser Sculpture’s technicians also reduce the appearance of stretch marks by aiming lasers and medical injections at unsightly skin-stripes. The 60-minute session requires no down time and includes a special tightening cream patients may use to continue treatment at home or in antigravity chambers.